Spaghetti Stiletto

Does anyone need to get me a late birthday present?

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How is this even possible?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1237727/Is-Giant-George-worlds-tallest-dog-The-7ft-long-blue-great-dane-claim-title.html

So brilliant

Look at this idiot